Funny Jokes for Best Friend in Hindi

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• Sweeet insult!!
  Eik ladka gadhe kay samne gir gayaa.
  Eik khoobsurat ladki nay dekha aur kaha appne bade bhai ka pair chhoo rahe ho kiya?
  Ladka : jeee bhaabhi jee.
• Sardaar: Station jaane ke kitne lo gay?
  Riksha waala: 5o
  Sardaar: 2o le l0
  Riksha: 2o mein kon le ke jaayee ga?
  Sardaar: tum peeche bheto hum le kay jaaye ga.

Funny sms in hindi 140 words

Kabhi kabhi dil chaahta he kuch aisa ho jaye…..
Paper ho per result na Aaye…….
Class ho per teacher na Aaye……
Bus mein bethe per college na jayen…….
Picnic jaye aur wapas na Aayen……
Hafte mein 3 din ho or fir Sunday Aaye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghoomne jayen…
Hum bilkul na padhen aur pass ho jayen……
Sub dost saath rahe or chuttiyaan manayen…..
Jise chahte hein dil say wo apna ho jaye……
Barish mein bheege aur joor say gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche bun jayen…….
Bheed say dur yuhi duniya banayen……
Sari jindagi bus yun hi kat jaye……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jaye………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye.. !

Love funny sms in hindi

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!” Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says: “choro yaaar bechara akaila hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
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Short Funny jokes

Jub tum angdayi leti ho to mera dam nikal jaata hai,
jab tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jaata hy,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagaane mein tera kiya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

very funny jokes in hindi

Koi gham nahi maggar dil udaas hy,
Tujh say koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hay,
Kehne ko bahot apnay maggar tu ek khasa hai,
Zyaada emotional na hona upar sab bakwaas hai…

Latest funny sms in hindi

Sardar: I sent Love letter to my Girl Friend everyday for three years !
Friend: Then what's happenned ???
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’
hahahahahahah Jeo Sardar G.

funny sms messages in hindi

Train main 1 husband apni wife sy:
tujh sy shaadi kar ky pachta raha hun
dil karta he tujhy kuttay ke Aagay daal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…

very very Hindi funny jokes

DUNIA me kabhii bhi ache insan ki talaash mein mat niklna.
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hum ghar mein hi hote hain.

sms jokes in hindi

Hum Aaaj Bhi Dil Ka Aaashiyaana Sajaane Say Darte Hein,
Baagon Main Phool Khilaanay Say Darte Hein,
Hamaari aik Pasand Say Toot Jaayein ge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaaj Bhi Girlfriend Banaaney Say Darte Hein…

Hindi funny sms 140 character

Dear Jigers! Miss you yaroo,
Tum dosto ky bagair Life Aaesi hai
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jese imraan hashmi ki movie radio pe chal rahi ho……
really yar :D

Hindi funny sms messages

Wo bewafa hy to mat bura kaho usay
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Wah wah wah
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Wo bewafa hy to mat bura kaho usay
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Kisi aur say pyaar karlo dafa kro usay
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/ \ miti paao jiii!

Hindi funny jokes sms

Son: Papa good news hy
Papa: Kiya???
Son: Aap ko yaad hy Aap ne kaha tha ky aggr mein Exam mein
paas ho giya to mujhe 5000 den ge.
Papa: Haan.
Son: Aap ke 5000 bach gaye

Funny sms in urdu

Kabhi to humaari gali main Aaao…
thora sa Sha]rmaao..!
Muskuraao!
Apni Aankho sy zulfein uthaao…
humare ghar ki bell bajaao…
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Aawaaz lagao…
“Koora DeY do.

Funny sms in hindi

Kal jub mily thy to dil mein hua eik sound,
Or Aaaj mily to kehte ho ur file not found,
Jo muddat say hota Aaaya hy wo repeat ker dun ga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doon ga,
Shayad mere pyaar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sy aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon hon ge nigaah mein, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ky icon py kabhi to double click karo..

Hindi funny messages jokes

kiya meri naak tedi he.
Aankhein mendki jaisi hain.
soorat say besharm lagta hun,,
Pagal hoon Akal nahi mujhe...
phir kisi nay aisa kiyon kaha
meri soorat tum se milti hai.?????
Hindi Funny SMs Messages

funny sms hindi

Suna hey. . . Miyaan or B.v
1 Gaari ke 2 paiye hein…!!!
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Koi meri AMMI say pochay,
Mujh se kub tak One wheeling karwaani hey???

Hindi sms funny

Neend Aaati he to khawab Aaata he,,
khawab main ik ladki Aaati he,,
ladki ke piche uska baaap Aaata he,,
phir na neeend Aaati hai na khawab Aaata hai…
Sweet insult!!
ik ladka gadhe kay saamne gir gaya.
ik khubsoorat ladki nay dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhuoo rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhi ji.

hindi funny sms

Dunia mein kabhi bhi ache insaan ki talaash mein mat niklna..!!!
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hum ghar mein hi hote hain.

funny hindi jokes sms

Kabhi Bi Raste Mein Chalte Samay
Mobile Mein Nazre Mat Lagaaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Mein Busy Na Ho Kiyo ke Saaamne Se..
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Ladki Guzzar Jaaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bi Na Chale..

sms joke in hindi

 
Jub Koi Sms Nahi Krta.
Itnaa Gusssa Aata He.
Dil To Chaahta He,
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Chappal Utaar Ke