kiya meri naak tedi he.
Aankhein mendki jaisi hain.
soorat say besharm lagta hun,,
Pagal hoon Akal nahi mujhe...
phir kisi nay aisa kiyon kaha
meri soorat tum se milti hai.?????
Hindi Funny SMs Messages
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Khud ko karo kanjooos itna,
ki her msg bhejne say pahle,
service center waale call kar kay khud poochhe..
Sir ji
are you sure?
bhejna he,
ke sending fail kar dun?
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Sitaaron say Aagey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbbat ke imthaan aur bhi hain,
Tum hi nehi jalaatey mere dil ko,
College main Ladkiyan aur bhi hain
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Bolaa dukaaan daar: kiya chaahiye tumhein
Jo bhi kaho gay meri dukaaan par wo pao ge
main ne kahaa ke kutte kay khaane ka cake he
bolaa yahin pe khaao ge ya leke jaao ge…..
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Phone Kay Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeeb Hote Hein,,
Balance Rakh ker Bhi Log Ajeeeb Hote Hein,,
Khud To SMS Karte Nahi Hein,
Muft Kay Msg Padhne Kay Kitne Shoqeen Hote Hain…
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Bahoo kay ghar Aaane pe saas nay kaha:
Beti, Aaaj se mujhe Maan aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Shaam ko pati ke Aaane par biwi boli:
Maa bhaiya Aaa gaye hai.
