sardar jokes

sardar jokes

aak jagha baraaat pe pabandi lag gai,,
sardarooon ko pta chala wo saza denay chlay gaye
kali siyahi li or sub ko lone main laga kr moon kale krne lage
aik baraaati baar baar line tor ker Aage Aaa kr khta sadaar: ji mra moo kala kro
sadaar: chal wapis,,
aik baar phr Aaa giya
sadaar: phr bola chal wapis
tori dair bad phr Aaa giya sadar ji mera moo kala kro,
sadaar: ki gal ay tenu kedi jaldi ay
baraaati: menu pta ay siyahi khtm hoi te tusi chiter marne shuroo ka do gy.

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Sardar ji ki B.V mar gai

Sardar ji ki B.V mar gai--Sardar ji kafan laine gia

Dukaandar ne kafan ka kaprra dia

Sardaar ji kuch bola, jise sun kar dukandaar behosh ho gia..
Sardaar.. iss me aur colorssss dikaawo !!

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Sardar Funny Jokes in Hindi
Eik Sardaar Bench per Leta huwa tha,,
Wahaan se ik Angraiz guzra or Sardaar say Pocha:
Are you relaxing???
Sardaar:No, I am Ranjeeeet Singh!!
Phir dobaara ik Angraiz guzra aur us ne bhi yehi pocha!!!
Are you relaxing????
Sardaar Ghusse say:
No, I am Ranjeeet Singh!!!!

Or yeh keh ke uth giya aur Apne se kuch door Laite huye Angraiz se bola:
Are you relaxing???
Angraiz: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardaar:Thaphar maar k, Kameene tu Idhar Leta he, wahaan tujhy itny log Dhoondh Rahe hain

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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai

i add another funny sms in this post must read.

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum

another message that i write in this post in which a boy propose to girl and what's girl reply read and enjoy. 

hindi sms jokes