Neend Aaati he to khawab Aaata he,,
khawab main ik ladki Aaati he,,
ladki ke piche uska baaap Aaata he,,
phir na neeend Aaati hai na khawab Aaata hai…
Sweet insult!!
ik ladka gadhe kay saamne gir gaya.
ik khubsoorat ladki nay dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhuoo rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhi ji.
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Boy-Mummy Aaaj madam nay mujhe bahut mara.
Mom-Kiyun beta????
Boy-Main ne madam ko murgi kaha
Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ke madam nay mujhe test mein anda diya....
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Maaalik: Ramu, iss saaal tum char baar
apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maaalik, iss baar meri daadi ki shaaadi he,,,.
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Duniya mein panch(5) muskil kaaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagaana
2.Machhar ki maalish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraaf ki gardan dabaana
5.or ap logo say SMS ki umeeed krna
