Son: Papa good news hy
Papa: Kiya???
Son: Aap ko yaad hy Aap ne kaha tha ky aggr mein Exam mein
paas ho giya to mujhe 5000 den ge.
Papa: Haan.
Son: Aap ke 5000 bach gaye
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Or Aaaj mile to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat say hota Aaaya hai wo repeat ker doon ga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete ker doon ga,
Shayad mere pyaaaaar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sayt aisa cut kia kay paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigaah mein, kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaaaaar ke icon pay kabhi to double click karo.
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When you are listening to a sad song &
can not decide
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Kon c waali ky bare mein sochun.
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Wife Wo Saamne Sharaabi daikh rahe ho
Main ne use 5 saal pehle shaadi sy inkaar kiya tha 0r wo Aaaj tuk pee raha hai
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Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan.
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Teacher:Tum sub nay body guard film daikh kar kia seekha?
Bachy: Yahi ky larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard say bhi set ho skti hain.
