Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!” Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says: “choro yaaar bechara akaila hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
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Physics kitni Easy hoti aggar?
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Aggar
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‘Apple’ ki jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jaata sala!!!
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Dil ko sub say ziaada Dard kub
hota hy?
.
Jub pyaar mein dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jub exaam mein fail ho?
Nahi.
Jub koi qeemti Cheez chori
ho jaye?
.
.Phr Kub Dil ko Dard hota hay?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jub mobile chargin pe lga kar jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayaen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….
