Double meaning sms in hindi

Double meaning sms in hindi

Ik Ladka aur ik Ladki ki shaaadi hoi..
Aaap yakeeen nahi karo ge ke doosray din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharaab ho giya..
Fridge mein nahi rakha tha na !

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Mam: Aggar mein teri maan bun jaun
to tujhe do din mein sudhaar dun!
Golu: madam mein abhi ja ke
apne baapu ko btaata hun ki..
bapu teri lotry lgne waali hai. :)))

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Three class ka baccha apni Misss say
kehta he Main
Aap ko kaisa lagta hun….????
.
Miss: so sweeet
. Baccha: To phir main apni ammi
abbu ko Aaap kay
ghar kub bhejun……??
.
Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: qiyo ki wo hamaari baat Aaage
chalaaye…;)
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Miss: ye kiya bakwaas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhaane kay liye…, miss Aaap
bhi na Qasam
se T.V dekh daikh ke kharaab ho gai
hein…

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Mangtaa hun To Deti Nahi
Jawaab meri baat kaa.......
Deti ho to kharaa ho jaata he
Rom Rom Jazbat ka...........
keyun kehtay ho baar baar daloo
Baloo main phool Ghulaab ka..


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