Santa banta jokes in Hindi and English

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Santa banta jokes in Hindi and English 

Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha.
Driver nay sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga!

• Santa apni khubsoorat Bibi ke saath car main betha.
  Driver nay sheesha set kiya.
  Santa gusse min bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche beth, car main chalaoon ga!

Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

Here is a collection of Santa Banta Jokes in English and Hindi. read and share to every people Very Funny sms.

 

Santabanta Funny jokes in English and Hindi

• Teacher: I want U to tell me the longest sentence U can think of.
  Paappu: Life imprisonment!
  Enjoy it

• Santa call to F.M Radio:- I have find out  wallet with Rs.20,000 of Mr.Rizwan
  RJ:- Sir U want to return it ? ?
  Santa::- Nahi re...I want to dedicate a sad song for him..

Jokes on santa banta

Santa ki shaadi ke teen mahine baad hi beta ho giya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kese ho giya?
Biwi: Aaap ki shaadi ko kitna time hua hy?
Santa: 3 maheene.
Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa: teen maheene.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baaad hua?
Santa: teen maheene baad.
Biwi: Total kitne maheene ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

Jokes of santa banta in hindi

Hum tumhen pyaaar krte hain itna,
Tum ko kiya pata kitna,
Baarish aggar hoti hy bahir,
Such kehta hun,
dekh lo paani ki boond hy jitna…
I Love you Cute Heart.

Santa banta jokes hindi jokes

Laddy Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic kay bahir
khade ho ker auraton ko kiyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji Aaap hi nay bahir likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am to 12pm

Santa banta sms jokes

Santa : pehle mein apni b.V ko B.A karwaun ga
fir M.A fir Ph.d karwaun ga phir badiya si naukri dilwaun ga.
Banta : phir acha sa rishta daikh ke us ki shaadi bhi krwa diyo

Santa banta funny jokes

Santa ki Biwi nay use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse mein:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni!
Dhamki kis ko deti hai?

Santa and banta jokes in hindi

Banta aik sadhu say bola:
Baba, meri b.v baot preshaan krti hy,
koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to mein sadhu kiyun banta?

Santa banta hindi jokes

Santa Sharaab Pee ker,
Sadhu Se Takra Giya,
Sadhoo Gusse Main Aaye Murkh
Main Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hun
Santa-Rukiye Maharaaaj
Mein Glaass Le kay Aaata hun.

Santabanta jokes in hindi

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera haath kat giyaa.
Bahot dard ho raha he,,.
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Santa: Abay chup beth.,,
Wo daikh us ka gala kat giya,
phr bhi chup-chaaap betha he....!!