Santabanta jokes in hindi

Santabanta jokes in hindi
Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera haath kat giyaa.
Bahot dard ho raha he,,.
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Santa: Abay chup beth.,,
Wo daikh us ka gala kat giya,
phr bhi chup-chaaap betha he....!!


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Saanta Sharaab Pee ker
Sadhu Say Takra Giya
Sadhu Gusse Mein: Aye Murkh
Mein Tujhe SHRAAAP Deta Hun
Santa:Rukiye Maharaaj
Me Glaass Le kay Aata hun

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Jelar: phansi say pehle kisse milo ge???
Saanta: Biwi Say
Jailer: Maan-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maan-Baap to agla janm lete hi mil jyen ge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saaal wait karna pade ga!!

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SAANTA Ghar Ka Darwaaza Ukhaaad Kay Kandhe Pay Rakh Kay Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Puchha: Oye Kahaan Ja Rahe Ho???
SANTA:Chaabi kho gayi hai Taaala Khulwaanay ja rha hun.....

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Santa: Agar naariyal kay paid pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyaan dikh jayen gi,
Banta: Phr haath chod dena,,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayen gi.,

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