Hari Mirhain

* Khuda Ap ki Umar draz kare.
* Khuda ap ko khus rakhe.
* Khuda ap k rizk main barkat ata farmaye.
* Khuda ap ki har muraad pori kare.

* Yaad ho gia .......... !Chal piyala pakr or nakil kam per             
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Mareez ne hospital main nars se kaha.
"I Love you! tum ne mera dil hura lia"
nars ne sharmate huye kaha." chal pagal!
hum ne"Dil" nahi "Gurda" hura lia he.
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Petrol pump per likha tha "Mobile istimal mat kare"
Sardar g ne mobile nikala or sab Dosto ko cal kr k kaha
"Phone na krna, main petrol pump pe hun."