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- C.I.D pj Again..
Dil Diyya hay, Payar kiya hai.
Dil Diyya hai, Payar kiya hai.,
A.C.P Kehta hai"Ho na h0 dayaa Khoon Watchman nay hi kiya hay. - Man - Shirt kay liye k0i badiyaa kapda dikhaao.
Shopkeeeper - Plain mein dikha dun.
Man - Abbe hawaai jahaaj mai jaane ki kiya jaroorat hai? - Ladka:ham 25 bhaai behan hein
Ladki:kiya Aap kay ghar family planning waale nahin Aate?
Ladka:Aaye thay per school samajh kay vapis chale gaaye - 1 Baar Aik chor nay apni mangeter k0 s0ne ka set diya
Mangeter nay khush ho ke poocha is set ki keematt kiya he?
Chor nay jawaab diya....:
Teen Saaal Qaide
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- kitne haseen ho Aap khud ko duniya ki nazzar say bachaya kar0,
kaajal ka teeka lagana hi kaffi nahi gale mein nimbu mirchi bi latkaaya kar0...... - Latesst P.J...
Dua kiyaa karo shaam Saverre mere liye.
waah..waah
Dua kiyaa karo shaam Savere merre liye.
MUNI badnaam Hoi Daarling tere liye. - Aahat se Aap ke ye shaam khoobsurat ho gai.
Muskuraaht say Aap ke roshan fizza ho gai
jub say dekha hai nigaaho nay Aap ko
in nigaaho ko Motiyaa bind ki shikayaat ho gai. - ek sardaar sukhe talaab mein boat chala raha tha,
doossra sardar...saale aise hi sardaaro nay hamaara naam badnam kiya hay. aggar terna Aata to saale ko wahi jaa ke marta.. - Wife: w0 saamne sharaabi dekh rahe h0 ?
5 saal pehle mein ne use shaadi ke liye inkar kia tha 0r wo aj tak pee raha hay.
Pati: baap ray itni lambi celebrati0n - Govt. Jis kay 5 bache hein usay ghar de gi.
Sardar ke 3 the,us nay wife say kaha padosan ke 2 bhi mere hai un ko laata hun.
laane kay bad
sardaar wife say - apne teen kahan gaye?
WIFE- Jin kay the wo lay gaye.
Must Read: Very Funny Jokes in Hindi. - Safedi say Camak rah the Budiya ke Baal..
Waah… Waah…
Safedi say Camak rahe thay Budiya ke Baal..
Waah… Waah…
Is kaal Kaal mein hum Tum kare Dhammaal. - Dost:-"Tumhaari toh RAM-SITAA ki jodi laggti hay"
Man:-"Bilkul Gallat hay:
Na t0 koi meri biwi k0 utha kay le jata hay, Na hi ye dharti mein samaati hay - Hussband: Meri wife gum h0 gai Hay !
P0st Master: Aandhe ye post 0ffice hay
P0lice Stati0n ja0.
Husband: Maaaf kijye gaa khussi
mein samjh nahi a raha kidhar jaun? - Bihara ki ggali main paan ki dukaan,
Devdas nay dekhi Paaro Ki muskaan,
Devdas nay khilaaya paro ko paan,
Kha ke pan Paro boli "Shukriyaa Bhai Jaan. - Mere Dil, Jigger, Kidney, Liver h0 tum, waqat-bewaqt Aaye Wo fever h0 tum, Doob kar jis mein mar jaun vo Rivar ho tum, phr bhi Mere jevan mai f0rever h0 tum...
- Majnoo ko laila kaa sms nahi Aiya..
Majnoo nay teen Din say khana nahi khaaya..
Majnoo marne waala tha laila kay payar mein..
Aur laila betthi thi sms free h0ne ke intezaar mein.
