Un say Milne ko jo Sochun ab Wo Zmaana Nhi

Un say Milne ko jo Sochun ab Wo Zmaana Nhi,,,

Ghar bhi kaisay jaoon ab to koi bahaana nahi,,,
Muje yaad rkhnaa kahin tum bhula na daina,,,

Kabi waqt milay to Aa jao

Kabi waqt milay to Aa jao
Hum jheel kinaray ja baithain
Tum Apne sukh ki bat karo,,
Hum Apnay dukh ki Bat karein,
or un lamhon ki baaat karein,
Jo sang tumhaaray beet gaye,

Zindgi main Dost Ki Ahmiyat

• Dosto k Bina Zindgi Be Ronak he.
• Dost Ankhain perhne main mahir hote hain  
• Dost k pas Dil jan'nay ki Degree hoti he
• Dost se larna dosti ka asool he
• Dost ko us ki mohabbat se milana, dosti ka aik Ahm freeza he
• Dosti ka aik or assol Dost se bila waja dawat mangna bhi he
• Dosti kro to phool ki trha keh murja kr bhi khushboo kam na ho.
• Dosto ne khushi ko dugna krne or udasi ko maat daine main P.H.D ki Degree ki hoti he

Bahot hi kam log hon ge jinhain ainay se

Bahot hi kam log hon ge jinhain ainay se bat krne ka shok na ho.
Ham main  se aksar log ghar se nikalne se pehle Aainay k samnay khara hona pasand krte hain.
lgta he ab Aainay k samnay khara hona ap ka shok nahi ap ki zrorat ban jaye ga q k ab aik aisa Aaina ijaad ho gia he jo ap se batay krta he. hata k din bhar ki khabray ap ki khidmat main paish krta he.
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Exam sms in urdu funny

Mein to Exam ki waja say preshaan phir raha tha
“DOST”
Begherton nay meri ami ko keh diya,
is ko pyaar ho giyaa he.
(,”)/
/)_/ Nahi Ammi
_/ \_ Qsam le lo.

Student Funny SMS in Hindi

Aik BACHY Nay Exam Hall mein susu Kr Diya
Teacher:
Yeh Kya kia?
Bachaa :
Ap hee Nay to Kaha idhar Udher Na Dekho Jo Aaa Raha Hey Kar Do.
"Jeo Student geo"

Sharif itne They kay

Sharif itne They kay Kbi Qameez
k Buttan tak nahi Kholey
'WASI'

Advice SMS

ya Illaahi Aabrooh rkhna
bara nazooq zamaana he
dilo mein kufer rakhtey hain
bazahir dostaana he"'

Her Raat Kay Chaand Par

Her raat key chaand par hai noor apse.

Her subha ki oos ko hai gharoor ap say.

hum kehna to Nai chahtay per.

Mer jayain ge reh ker door ap say.

Sheikh funny sms urdu

Hospital ka Amlaa Shaikh Kay Peechay Bhaag Rahaa Tha....
Logoon Ne pocha Kia Hwa..
Docter: 4 Baar Aisa Huwa
Ye Dimaagh Key Opration Kay Bahanayy Aataa Hey
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TIND Krwaa Kay Bhaag Jataa He...

Funny SMS Text Messages

Aik teacher nay aik larkay sey Pocha:
Agar tumharay Paas 4 Toffees hain!
Un main say mai nay Do le li to tumharay pas kiti toffees bachain gi?
Bacchaa Bola:chaaar
Teacher:vo kaisay
Bacchaa Bola:main be wakoof hun jo 2 toffees ap ko de dun gaa.
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anrgy SMS Text

Chota sa Magar bahot important SMS.
Pyaar Dil Mai Hona Chaahiye Lafzoon Mai Nahi......
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Naraazgi Lafzoon Main Honi Chaahiye Dil Main Nahi...

Sorry SMS Messages

Kesay Bhoola Dun Us ko Main.
Mot Insano ko Aati he yadon ko Nhi…

 
Jo bi mila wo hum sey khafaa mila..
Dekhoo dosti ka kiya Silaa mila...
Umar bher rahi faqt wafaa ki Talash...
                  Per her Shaks mujh ko Be wafaa milaa..

Subah Bakhair SMS

Assalam O Alikum..
Duaon Kee Sooghaat Liye Dil Ki Gahrai Sey
Chaand Ki Roshni Sey Phooln Kay Kaaghaz Per
Aap Key Liye Maange Ham ney Sirf  3 Lafz
Hamesha Khoosh Rahoo
(Ameeen)
^ ^ ^"Subah Bakhair"^ ^ ^

Sonehri Dhoop Barsaat Kay Baad

Sonehri Dhoop Barsaat Kay Baad
Thori c hansi har Baat key Baad,,
Usi Tarah ho Ap ko Mubaraak,,
Nai Subah har Raat key Baad,

^ ^*Good Mourning*^ ^

SMS Shayari in Hindi 140 Words

Meri wafa freb thi..?..
Meri wafaa pay khak dalll,,
Tujh Saa Hee koi Baaa’wafaa
Tujh ko Miley, Khuda karay..

Parveen Shakir (Poetry Urdu SMS

Hun To Khafaa Us Say, Par Jane Phir Bhi q,,
Na Chah Ker Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lgta He,
Haqeeqt Sey Hoon Dur, muj Ko He Pta.
Pr Jaan K Anjan Rehnaa Acha Lagtaa He,
Qaayal Nahi Mein Ronay Ki Phir B Kabi Kbhi.
Tnhai Main Kuch Dair Roona Acha Lagta Hai,,
Too Mera Thaa, Tu Mera He, Too Mera Rahay Gaa.
Koch Pul Is Khawb Mein Khonaa Acha Lgtaa Hai!

2 Line Good Night SMS

Yun khali palkhain jhuka dainey say neend nahi aati,
“ae mere dost”
Sotay wohi log hein jin k liye koi jaag rahaa ho,
**Good night**

Funny shayari sms in hindi 160 words

Pir BaaBaa Arz Kartey hen....
Dil he sachaa or damaagh hay kachaa,,
Wah Wah wah wah
Dil he sachaa or dimaagh hay kachaa..
Taire messgs nahi Aa rahaiy
Kiya bat hay bachaa???????
****Pir BABA Shandar****

Mohabbat funny shayari in urdu

Aaj apnee Mohabt ko niaya moorr diyaa us ney,
Merey liye baloon ko khola chor diyaa us ney!

Pehlay hanstaa tha mein munh kholl kar,,,
Ab to Aagey walaa hee daant tor diyaa us ney!!

Dua sms in hindi 140 character

Kbhi wo sobha na Aayae jo tujhay raas na ho,
Khudaa Karae kay tera dil Kbhi Udas na Ho,
teri Duaon pr Barsay kabooliyat phuhar,,
jo Bujh na paye aisee koi piyaas naa ho,,
kbhi wo khaab na dekhain teri Aankhein,
jis kay Jism Per Tabeer Kaa Libaas na ho,
*******AMEEN*******

pathan funny jokes in urdu 2013

1st Pathaan: Mein me apni Ghore ki dum kaat daita hoon ye nishani ho gi....
2nd Pathaan: mein apne Ghoray ka kan kaat deta Huun.
Agli Sobha 2sre Ghore ka b kan kta hoa hota He....
2no Pathan Baraiy preshaan huye k ab kia kiyaa jayaiy...?????
Aakhir Bahot Sooch bachar k baaad aik pathaan bola:
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Chita Taira
Kaala Meraa....
******Geo Pathaan Lagay Raho.*******

Wedding anniversary sms in hindi for wife

On Wedding Night :
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Husband – Sab say Pyaar Say Rehna,
Sab ki Respect Karnaa,
Un ka Vishvas Jeetnaa,
Unki Care Krna,
Hmesha Such Bolna..!!
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Wife (Room Ka Darwaaza Khool Kar) – Sab Andar Aa Jaao,
BaaBa Ji Dars de rahe hain:)

Angry sms for girlfriend in Urdu

~ ~ ~ Pyaar Aankon say jatayaa to buraa maan gaye ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Haale dil ham nay sunayaa to buraa maan gaye ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Wo to her Roz rulaatay thay humein ~ ~ ~
Hum nay ik roz Rulayaa to buraa maan gaye.~ ~ ~

Do Batay (AdviSe SMS)

2 “Baatain” Sari Zindgi kam Aayain Gi.
1.Gusse ki haalt mein koi feslaa mt krna.
2.khooshi ki halat mein koi waadaa mt karna!

“Her Ammal Soch Samjh ker kro Q Kay"

“Her Aamal Soch Sajh ker kro Q Kay!

"“Her Ammal k Ander us ka Anjam U
Choopa Hotaa He.
Jaisey Beej k Ander Drakht”"

YA ALLAH ham tujh say mangtey hain Aisee mafi

'"DUA"
YA ALLAH ham tujh say mangtey hain Aisee mafi
jis k bad guna naa ho,,
Aisee hidaiyat
jis k bad gumraahi na ho,
Aisee Raza
jis k bad narazgee naa ho,